I hate flies

Copyright 2010 Ed Kmetz

I hate flies. 

 I hate flies.

 

Annoying little things

I wanna make them dies

With their buzzy little wings

And their compound eyes.

They fly around in circles

They fly around in squares

I want to take their little bods

And throw them down the stairs I hate flies

I hate flies

They lick their legs

Cleaning off their cilia

A breeding ground it is 

Of awful bacteria

Musca Domestica

I wish I never heard a ya

Take your filthy feet

And go to Florida I hate flies

I hate flies

Disgust abounds

Anywhere they land

In your hair, on your arm

Or even in your hand

They think they’re really quick

And often that is so

But sometimes they get sluggish

Over by the window I hate flies

I hate flies

Suck ‘em in a vacuum

Blast ‘em with a swatter

Nuke those filthy flies

Then wash with soap n water

When all the flies are gone

And we can rest easy

Open up those windows

Enjoy the big breezy I hate flies

I hate flies

They see the end a’comin’

A thousand different ways

The swatter coming down

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